§ Watchman is free. The crew costs.

Free forever. Or yours forever.

No subscriptions you'll forget. No streak guilt. Five operators free. Pay once, get all fifteen. Every operator we ever release, included.

Free Forever

For trying it free
$0forever
No card. No timer. No nonsense.
  • 5 free operators
  • Watchman cam + phone pair
  • All 3 focus block presets
  • Roast knob: gentle only
Start free →
Web · Mac & Windows · 24 MB

Premium Monthly

Try the full roster
$5.99/ month
Cancel anytime. Or, you know, don't.
  • All 5 free + 5 premium operators
  • Full roast knob (gentle → scorched)
  • Rank ladder + dialogue unlocks
  • Custom intent phrases
  • Local-first. Frames never leave.
Start monthly →
Auto-renews · Cancel in 2 taps
Founding 1000

Lifetime · Founding

1000 spots, then it's gone
$19.99once$29.99
33% off the post-Founding price · Locked in for life
  • Lifetime at $19.99 — every operator we ever ship, free
  • 🎖 OG Founding Member badge — visible on your profile and every leaderboard, forever
  • Discord OG role — private #founders channel and operator courts
  • 48-hour preview on every new operator drop, before public
  • Locked-in pricing — even when the price rises, yours never does
Claim your spot · $19.99
Closes August 16th or when 1000 spots fill — whichever comes first.
After Founding 1000 closesLifetime goes to $29.99. We're telling you up front so it doesn't feel like a surprise. Founders pay $19.99 for life.
✓CANCEL MONTHLY IN 2 TAPS·✓NO ADS·✓NO DATA SOLD·✓STRIPE · WE NEVER SEE YOUR CARD

Already paying for another focus app?

Cancel that. We're cheaper, funnier, and we don't gaslight you about your screen time.

What if I want to try before I commit?

That's what Free Forever is for. Five operators, full Watchman, no card. Lifetime is for when you already know.

Why "Founding"?

Status, not equity. The first 1000get the badge, the Discord role, and a locked price. After that, it's gone.

Stripe handles all payments. We never store your card. Lifetime is final sale — founders are buying the badge and the locked price, not a trial. Questions before you commit? Open the contact form — one human reads, 48 hours or less. Founders get the OG role on Discord the moment payment clears.
§ How we stack up

Most focus apps watch your screen.
We watch the human.

We don't name competitors. If you're here, you've already used them — you know which rows matter.

What you actually want
Most focus apps
GOTCHU
Catches you when you reach for your phone
No. They only see your screen.
✓ Yes. Camera mode catches you off-screen.
Voice-acted character calls you out
Generic chime / silent block
✓ A real character with a backstory and a mouth
1v1 focus duels with friends
Solo timer, maybe a streak
✓ H2H, Hot List, guilds, six-tier rank ladder
Cancel without an email argument
Hidden under three menus
✓ Two taps. Or just stop opening it.
Frames leave your device
“We promise we don’t look” (vague)
✓ Local-only. Audited at /api/user/privacy.
Pricing model
Subscription you’ll forget to cancel
✓ $0 forever, $5.99/mo, or $19.99 once
§ Pricing FAQ

Quick answers.

Can I downgrade from Lifetime?

Lifetime is final sale — you're buying the badge and a locked $19.99 price, not a trial. If you're not sure, run Free Forever first or pick Monthly at $5.99. You can move up to Lifetime later (at whatever the price is then).

What happens to my data if I cancel?

It stays where you left it. Premium catches/sessions are kept while your account exists; we never sell or share. Delete the account and everything goes, confirmed via the privacy receipt.

Do you offer student / education pricing?

Not yet. Lifetime at $19.99 is already cheaper than three months of most focus apps; that's the discount.

Will Lifetime keep working when new operators drop?

Yes. That's the whole pitch. Every operator we ever release is included.

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