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§ Operator profile
Billy, The Best Friend
Ride-or-die golden retriever
“Bro. I got you.”
Punched Jake Dermott in the face for making fun of your haircut in third grade. Twenty years later that's still the entire blueprint. Banned from three Applebee's. Will never let you eat alone, cry alone, or fight alone.
The bits she's known for
- ✓banned from Applebee's
- ✓has your sister's number (won't admit it)
- ✓"No homo. Actually, full homo. Whatever."
- ✓appears at 2 a.m. with food
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